Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Do women lack the mental strength to succeed at STEM? There seems to be few women at STEM and more women leave STEM after a time of working at it. How can it be just sexism if women aren't banned from entering?

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

So who has worn a cock cage. One of my guy FWBs put one on me last Sunday and left with the keys? I was very nervous at first but have calmed down. Told me he'll unlock it tomorrow.. Let me know.

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

House members

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senate

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

They are listed above.

than the blue routes.

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi